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It’s Valentine’s Day and all the men are scrambling to buy gifts. Some men don’t have the money to get all the things his old lady asked for this holiday. To those men I say to you “Chill, I have a solution.” First you must remind her of the reason for the season and it’s about love and not gifts. That should get you out of buying some things. Second write a list of sentimental things to such as a foot massage, doing the dishes, taking care of the kids ect. Things like this really show a woman you care and you didn’t have to buy it. Third, it’s this store called The Dollar Tree. Go there and buy the bags of artificial rose pedals, 2 candles, some bubble bath and a blank card so you can put only your feelings in the card.

Now you have everything in place to have the best cheap yet super Valentine’s Day. Step #1 use the rose pedals, candles and bubble bath for that candle lit bath that you are going to make for your baby. After a bubble bath woman are so vulnerable and clean so it’s safe to eat up. Step #2 put that card you bought in the room on the bed. This should set you up for some good head and round number 2. Now think back to all the arguments that yall may have had and write in this card all the thing she says you never tell her, or say to her, or give her credit for, or appreciates her for I can go all day but you see where I’m going? After she reads that it’s going to be on again.

I gotcha 2 nuts in one night if you want more than that you on your own cause I’ll be sleep!


The big titty bandits!

These two women were caught shop lifting out of T.J.Max. They stole 4 pair of boots, 3 pair of jeans, a wallet and some gloves. I guess it was getting cold and they need some new outfits to hit the club. When the police searched them they found all of these items under their titties(breast). What the hell!!? So I started thinking “How big were their titties?” I’m thinking them titties are huge! Them titties so big she be walking kicking her nipples at the same time. I mean them titties so big they could have stole a washing machine and a dryer! I don’t feel sorry for them though. Having something as special as huge tittes is amazing and they should have used their talents in a different way. Like instead of stealing new clothes for the club they could have tried to sponsor a bar-b-que. They could have hidden chicken wings, a bag of leg quarters, a slab of ribs, a pan of peach cobbler, a bushel of collards and a gallon of sweet tea under them big ass tittes and tried to do something positive. I’m just saying!

Studs are going over board!!!


I have no problem with anyone’s sexuality. What I am saying is studs are pushing the limits of wanting to be a man. If I see another stud walking around the store with a tank top on and no bra I’m going OFF! I am sick of that; they are walking around with these triple F titties what the hell!!? In my mind I’m like yuck but my penis has a mind of its own all it see’s is titties and stand up like a bubble in the tub after a strong poot. My penis embarrasses me all the time I have to look down at him and talk to him like” Boy you ought to be shame of yourself; you will get hard on anything.” Studs put on a bra and save them big ass titties for the bed room please!

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